A female X user has left social media in stitches after sharing how one unexpected fashion choice ruined her much-anticipated night of passion in Surulere.
The story started after someone asked,
“As a guy, why are you wearing waist beads?”
In response, the lady dropped a now-viral thread explaining how a three-week-long “hot talking stage” with a tall, bearded man with a sweet Yoruba baritone voice ended abruptly once she saw multiple coloured waist beads on his waist.
“His cologne? Wicked. The AC was cold. One thing led to another, shirt came off… baba pulled his shorts down and I saw it — WAIST BEADS.”
Shocked, she recalled freezing and asking him what it was. His response?
“I like how they feel. Plus I think they’re sexy.”
At that point, she said her body told her to proceed, but her ancestors told her to run.
“I just carried my bag like a redeemed usher and said, ‘Sorry, I can’t do this.’”
She walked out of his apartment, leaving both of them confused but herself feeling safer.
Her last words?
“Surulere taught me a lesson: No matter how fine, a man wearing waist beads is my personal red flag.”
The post has sparked hilarious reactions online, with many women sharing their own weird turn-off stories.
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